Saturday 27 April 2019

WhatWhen Series - Episode 3


What when you've just got back into the headspace of writing (you will understand this only if you are or know a Gemini),
You've just posted your very first couple of informal toned scenes out of your daily life.

HubbyBaby wakes up like a little kitten, blinking & rubbing his eyes. For a brief second, he squints at me as I am sorting the wardrobe out & makes a real quick transition to a "Hey Gundu, there's something for you!!"

My eyes widen in excitement & anticipation as he shuffles in the bed searching for his other better half, the iPhone 5s.  My heart begins to race as I try to figure out what it was all about & suddenly seem to recollect that he had shared my blog post with our extended family & that there probably were some lovely appreciation messages waiting for me.. Yipppeeee 😊😊

He hands me the phone with a video playing; it's not pitch dark, but I can barely see anything. He urges me to hold it closer to my ears; & even as my brain begins to process the instruction, there's a little roar that I hear.  I try to concentrate whilst noticing the ''Gottcha" look on his face only to realize it isn't really a roar, it's just a snore 😲😣

I mean... really?! Do you even know you actually play a complete orchestra while you are asleep - I say in my head; but his child-like mischievous look makes my lips curve up into an intial awkward smile & then has me in splits. 

Still giggling, I see my phone light up with a WhatsApp notification.  "Brave Human Living with a Lioness" is the caption. The video has, of course, been shared with the group - factually titled "My Family."  How had I not seen that coming!!

Still smiling but slightly embarrased, I feel I should find a solution.  A ray of hope flickers as I find something right away as I type "How to stop snoring" on our know-all search engine.  Yes!! He won't get another chance to take a dig at me 😀  Gosh, am I living on a different planet? How is it that I never knew these things existed!! 

I am staring at this product called "Anti-snoring Chin Strap" which I am not sure how one can be comfortable in - yet, read through the product description and do a little victory dance in my head (yes, my head is The most important & favourite space - everything happens there - literally Everything!!). 

Just to make sure, I scroll down to check consumer reviews & burst out into a roaring laughter.





HubbyBaby is still puzzled as to why his HunnyBunny has suddenly got this wicked look in her eyes.  Well, the product costing just under a Fiver would just be perfect to prove that I am, indeed, a Lioness; ain't it 😉😉

It's Revenge Time Baiiibeee...
Huhahahahaha...
errr...I mean.... Rooooaaaaaaarrrrrrr....🦁


#WhatWhen #CouplesSweetSquabbles #LoveyDovey #DontMessWithWifey #WickedHumour #StressBusters #LoveThySpouse #FindingHarmonyInMatrimony #LoveForLeisureWriting 


P.S.  Just wanted to say, na, no point trying to scroll down. I ain't sharing the video here. I ain't giving you the pleasure or privilege of listening to this Lioness roar. Try your Luck at the Safari 😉

No comments:

Post a Comment